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'Armand Educates...' pt 1 by Fallen-Seraphim 'Armand Educates...' pt 1 by Fallen-Seraphim
Armand's Take On the Serialization of Vampire Chronicles Movies Pt. 1:

"Armand Educates"

... That's the whole title. I'm reading The Vampire Armand for the billionth time, and then I reflected on when my friend forced me to sit through Queen of the Damned again, as she'd never seen it, and thus this crackbaby was born. The idea got a chuckle out of some friends, so I rolled with it.

Done with ink and marker, although I used Paintshop Pro to make everything comic-y.

... I'm sorry it's not funny. Or good. Or funny.
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MissLucysLeeches Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I was so angry when they left out Magnus completely in the movies.
SamuelRebella Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
yup, not funny and also not good but true...
Fallen-Seraphim Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Well, if you're just trolling, congratulations, success!

And, sue it isn't, considering this was done while there was still both a 1 and a 6 in my age, way back before the notion of the romantic vampire wasn't completely sparkled up and douched by Stephanie Meyer. I'll readily admit it's not a high quality piece of work, it's shucked into scraps from a reason, buuuut just because I agree in a general way doesn't mean you didn't just come off as a total dick.

Again, congratulations.

Also, I visited your page out of morbid curiosity. You better be careful, throwing mighty big stones in that glass house of yours.
SamuelRebella Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
Lolz, calm down. I don't give a fuck about the Twilight.
blackwolf5496 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i thot it was funny. tho id have to read the vampire armand to truly understand lol bt good job on this! =)
IAmTheNoNameGirl Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I love Armand
Spoon-snake Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
One does not simply pull Lestat de Lioncourt's hair *shakes head in disappointment* Still, can't say I blame Armand. I could have poked a few good holes in that film...
Karmacreature613 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's hilarious. And true.
JuxtaposerNM Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Lol, very accurate.
ToxicSunshine777 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011
I'm about forty percent into The Queen of the Damned. Are there any spoilers in this?
Fallen-Seraphim Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
Nah, not really. At least, I'm assuming you've read 'The Vampire Lestat' already if you're on the third book, so you should already know who all's a fledgeling of whom regarding the vamps.
chocosunday Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YES! This is EXACTLY what I thought!
EnvyClouds Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
JaqualM92 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011
Do your stuff Armand clarify to everyone who believes such nonsense of the queen of damned movie, that Marius is your MASTER not LESTAT'S!
Lestat belongs to Magnus. U_U
You know I use to think the Queen of Damned movie was cool, but until I read the book and man I then realize the Movie was full of nonsense and crap.
but anyways love this! XD
Rebecca-sama Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
Yeah, this is the reason why all we fangirls stay away from Marius ... Armand is a jealous son of a ... I won't say that, it's mean, but you all know what I mean xD
LoverOfMorpheus Featured By Owner May 4, 2011
omg i hated htat movie it was nothing like the book at all! good lord, way to pull it out fo ur ass producers, did they even read the damn thing? anyway, cute ^^
Ombre-pluie Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2010
Armand is jalous ? ho is so cute :la:
vamped66 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
Haha love it!! So true too! I saw about half of the movie and turned it off out of disgust :P awesome work though! :D
fafatchoups Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's so cute!!!!
JumpStreetChapel Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
Finnaly! someone adresses this! Queen of the Damed movie=epic fail of epic prortions
Evildreamstealer Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010
xPorcelain-Lolitax Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
Skank? First time I heard someone use such an insult. I think I'll use it more often now, lol. God I love Lestat's shirt in this, it's so.... well, you know, haha.
RioQuin Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This was freakin; amazing!!

My cousin said she was going to give me al of the Vampire Chronicle books (score!), but I've yet to recieve them. So, all my knowledge is based on general info online (like Armand does, in no way look like Antonio Banderas [which I'm secretly grateful for]), and the movies. >_<

This comic made me laugh the second time through. The first look over is an artwork judgement which is amazing artwork btw. I'm jealous. OMG--*gets bitten by Awai[inside vampy joke]*
MomoCullen Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2010
LMFAO!!! xD hahahaha. I love this! LOVE IT! It's so true! I abhored what they did to the Queen of the Damned movie! THEY RAPED THE BOOK IN THE FACE! >_< lol now now, Armand, don't get your hair in a knot, Lestat falls in love with EVERYONE. xD
GothBarbieGirl Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2009
Wildiceshadows Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2009
Funny! :D
bvondy Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009  Student Artist
Awww, Armand's so cute :)
BratPrinceFan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2009
:lmao: Gott alove this. But I also gotta admit that the idea of Marius as Lestat's maker greatly fascinates me but the film fucked that idea up completely by lacking to show how it really would have gone IF it had been so. But really, Magnus as Lestat's maker is the way it should be and gives the entire thing a completely different tone than Marius would. I think I personally hate the most the fact they raped Marius's character by mixing him bizzarely with Magnus in behavour and attitudes too. Like, if you're gonna change something so vital, then change it good and don't fuck up every character inside out.
NintenDog-Star Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2009
*finally calmed down a minute to write a review* *about to type when she bursts into another gail of laughter* LOL!! This is brilliant!! SO brilliant!! Honestly, I haven't laughed this hard in days!! :D Also, it's very well drawn- the look on Lestat's face when Armand tackles him- PRICELESS!!!! This may sound out of place, but I love everyone's eyes :P lol, again, awesome job!! Can't wait for the next bit! Yay! More!
dr-pepper-vampire Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009
yeah! Armand, tell 'em who it was!
but god, Lestat looks hot in that outfit, even as a chibi!
AmdVinci Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Psh, I think it's funny :XD:
xXCrulKidXx Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn cute!
I could never get Queen of the Damned. I prefer Interview.
BlueGhoulTheif Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2009
Miss-Pixie-Duchess Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2009
I'd love to see what Armand has to say about being portrayed by ANTONIO BANDERAS! Hahaha...
Yes, if you ever make a part two, I will love it to death.
Also, what is this crack fic of which you speak. I'd very much like to read it!
LuthiHaitsu69 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2009
loved it :heart:!
NekoKaigara Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2009
love it. I adore Marius and Armand, not so much Lestat
MidnightDarkness666 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lols armands jealous LOL!
AncaXBre Featured By Owner May 28, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:)))Thst's so cool!!!!
Two-Random Featured By Owner May 25, 2009   Writer
-Yes! Finally someone drew what i've been thinking! I watched queen of the damned before I read any of the vampire chronicals and I don't know about you, but I got so pissed when I found out that Lestat was leeching off armand's creator (*loves armand*) Lestat needs to bring his own master back, not take armands! *stamps foot*
EnygmaticHarlequins Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
Marius:*watches the vamp-catfight*
Marius:*grabs napkin to clean already down pouring nosebleed*
Figures with you, Marius. -_-
Marius:You're nosebleeding too. >D
...^^; STFU....
lol. Love this picture!
theCrossroads Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
I thought it was funny. you rule. That movie pissed me off.
Sunlitrains Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
<3 this is totally great. And thank you so much for saying it. ^^
Frost-child Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Marius: *watches them fight* to leave the ladies to their bitch fight?
Marius: I don't know I feel I should stop them...
I have video games at my place.
Marius: I'm in. *leaves*
Luthlaya Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just LOOOOOVE this!!!!!!!!!
WhiteWings9 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009  Student Writer
How adorable, they've been chibi-fied xD
AtlanaCullen Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL ah man I love armand and this comic is too funny, I haven't seen the movie of the queen of the damned but from what I have been told it's nothing like the book.
WickedEmeraldVipera Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009   Writer
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can not believe that you did that!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah!! i can't believe how f**** up the film version on The Queen of the Damned was.... i mean, Lestat is a BLONDE not a brunette. ppl may not like tom cruise as lestat in Interview.... but i loved him!!!!!!!!!
DEIDARAxBLUE Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2009  Student General Artist
XD hahaha,kank,imma start calling my friends that now XDD
pride1289 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2009
It's funny because it's not.
Fear my paradox's!! XD
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